Sunday, August 31, 2008

The First Sighting

Throughout history there have been many mythical creatures which have stimulated the fantasies and imaginations of people the world over. The Abominable Snowman, the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Dragons, an intelligent Bush Family Member; these things have been talked about since time immemorial, but so far there has been little or no evidence of their actual existence.

For all the believers out there, I finally have some proof. I was walking home to my apartment in the Jingletown neighborhood of Oakland when it all started. I turned a corner around one of the new luxury condos out here when I caught my first glimpse. I had to throw myself back behind the corner to make sure I didn't scare it, but once I peered back around the corner I saw that it hadn't moved. Thank god I brought my camera that day. Because I did, I can offer you real proof that it exists.

True Believers! I present you with: The Unicarn!!